Clark Griswold

Family values? Please look no further than our candidate, Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr. As they venture out across our great country in the family truckster, Clark and his loving wife and children will bring humor and food additives to the American political landscape. Mr. Griswold's campaign initially was dogged by questions regarding the demise of Aunt Edna and her faithful dog. Cousin Eddie's sworn testimony, although inebriated, supported Clark's innocence. Campaign stops will include the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas and Wally World. After meeting with leaders of Europe, the Griswolds will enjoy a brief Christmas Vacation before heading back out on the campaign trail.